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Player
President Poster
Joined: Aug 04, 2004
Posts: 189
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Tue Jul 18, 2006 3:40 am |
 
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GIRLZ
GIRLS ARE COMPLEX CREATURES **
If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman **
If you don't, you are not a man **
If you praise her, she thinks you are lying**
If you don't, you are good for nothing **
If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp **
If you don't, you are not understanding **
If you visit her often, she thinks it is boring **
If you don't, she accuses you of double-crossing **
If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy **
If you don't, you are a dull boy **
If you are jealous, she says it's bad **
If you don't, she thinks you do not love her **
If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her **
If you don't, she thinks you do not like her **
If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard towait **
If she is late, she says that's a girl's way **
If you visit another man, you're not putting in "quality time" **
If she is visited by another woman, "oh it's natural,we are girls" **
If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold **
If you kiss her often, she yells that you are taking advantage **
If you fail to help her in crossing the street,you lack ethics **
If you do, she thinks it's just one of men's tactics for seduction **
If you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirting **
If she is stared by other men, she says that they are just admiring **
If you talk, she wants you to listen **
If you listen, she wants you to talk **
In short:
So simple, yet so complex**
So weak, yet so powerful **
So confusing, yet so desirable **
So damning, yet so wonderful**
can't live with them**
can't live without them ** |
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Rinabear07
Forums Moderator
Joined: May 18, 2005
Posts: 1023
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Sat Jul 22, 2006 10:11 am |
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Damned if you do and damned if you don't......caught between a rock and a hard place kind of situation, huh?
Well, .....no one told you life was going to be easy!!!!! So take it like a man.  |
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Innocent
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Joined: May 06, 2004
Posts: 64
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Sun Jul 30, 2006 12:39 am |
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Soooo True................ |
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TruePatriot
Average Poster
Joined: Sep 13, 2005
Posts: 35
Location: Right behind you
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Mon Jul 31, 2006 8:26 pm |
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No middle ground???  |
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wakeupradio
New Poster
Joined: Mar 31, 2007
Posts: 15
Location: Brooklyn, New York
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Sun Apr 01, 2007 6:35 pm |
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MY MAN, YOU DONT SOUND LIKE A PLAYER |
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