My Horoscope Sign And The Girls!

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He says: wait......there's a 24hr drug store down the road

8. is it sticky?

9. why can't we use the rubber condom?

10. don't do anything until it dries!

11. what happens if we get "stuck" together???? Evil or Very Mad

12. if it's so good.......why was it free??!!!???

Laughing

Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 3:43 am

How long does this thing take to dry?

Why do you have to be so different (she says)

You always try to be so clever, now look!!!

You never listen to me, Mad

I'm not in the mood anymore

Go get the real thing then come and see me
till then don't even bother calling me Rolling Eyes

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Where's Player? I hope he ain't "mad" at us for messing with his thread?

12. Dang!!! .....I sprayed the sheet!

13. Blow what?????

14. What do you mean your hand stuck?

15. ***cough*** you sprayed too much!!!!! Open the window! Shocked

Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 4:11 am

Player's gone to get a big stick for us. Shocked

You expect me to eat your umm with that stuff on it?
Don't you know it's bitter??

O noooooooo only half of it is covered.. the spray ran out.

I'm too tired to use this stuff, can we just do it once without?

You wanna get me preggus.??

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LOL.........you should not have gone there!!!!

c'mon.....you can't get pregnant from doing it once! Shocked

We've all heard that before! Laughing

Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 4:28 am

Babe honest you won't get preggus.

You are trying to trap me.. talk to back
of hand cos this babe is going to University
and you ain't stopping me.
Get condoms or no nookie

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Can you imagine mistaking it for a can of PAN oil spray? Shocked

Why are the eggs sticking??!!??? Laughing

Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 5:36 am

That's badddddddddddddd

What about if a child get's hold of a can, thinking it's
deodorant?

President Poster Joined: Aug 04, 2004 Posts: 189

SisiPancake wrote:

Emmmm emm that is the latest thing with condoms now.
It's a new thing. I believe they are being made and tested
in Germany.
I got to hear about this through another forum, and I did
follow the link to see what it was all about.
Problem is who knows what the side effects are, since we
know people do react to certain things.
Infact they are looking for people to test the product. Rolling Eyes

Yeah, I like this spray thing, its sound real and cool. Sisi how do I get one?

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Player, I never "pegged" you as a "lab rat". You know these test have no gaurantees. If "it" falls off, you're on your own. Crying or Very sad

Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 8:30 pm

Player wrote:

SisiPancake wrote:

Emmmm emm that is the latest thing with condoms now.
It's a new thing. I believe they are being made and tested
in Germany.
I got to hear about this through another forum, and I did
follow the link to see what it was all about.
Problem is who knows what the side effects are, since we
know people do react to certain things.
Infact they are looking for people to test the product. Rolling Eyes

Yeah, I like this spray thing, its sound real and cool. Sisi how do I get one?

Player check your private messages.
Sorry I won't put the link in here.
Public disclaimer player if it don't work
or if you have bad side effects..
don't come beating my door down Shocked

Virgin Poster Joined: Apr 24, 2007 Posts: 7

16. Something doesn't taste right..

17. What do you mean it can't get wet?

18. I need to take a smoke break..... ooops...sorry.

19. You left an imprint on my face.

20. I'm sorry, I switched the label with a can of WD40.

Forums Moderator Joined: May 18, 2005 Posts: 1023

manny35203....................don't start that again! Sisi and I are already in trouble for messing with this thread!

21. Let me spray it?

22. I don't think you're supposed to hold "it" and spray and the same time!

23. Is it supposed to make "it" numb? I can't feel anything! Crying or Very sad

Posted: Tue May 01, 2007 3:37 am

Baby call 911.. call an ambulance
It burnssssssssssssssssssss
I think am dead>>

Doctor will I still be able to perform?

Well we don't really understand this new method
of contraception and it is still on trials.

You are the first to be rushed into emergency and
we are not sure what to do.

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OK enough with the jokes...............So where does the sperm go?

Does this spray kill the "lil" soldiers?

Is it like spray-on plastic that you peel off after the act? Laughing

Does it "block" the urethra?