My Horoscope Sign And The Girls!

President Poster Joined: Aug 04, 2004 Posts: 189

have to confess, none of any of my adored girls’ signs matches mine. I don’t know if that is good or not but I am sure it is quite useful sometimes. I do not believe in horoscope and I do ask everyone to ignore that jumble, but when it comes to a so close female friend I do enjoy such silliness! That silliness usually starts with the idea of trying to date someone like me! Easy come easy go; that’s might be my dating logo after quite many experiences with different races.
Some cute, nice ladies get attracted to me for no obvious reason. To be honest I do not waste time to think about that! After the easy part comes the tough one. Now I have a smart, good looking lady waiting for me to play the prince rule. Usually I have no clue what to do? I don’t dance. I don’t drink. I can’t stay in smoking area for long. Nevertheless, eating with a girl in a restaurant could be last thing I want to do. So…the poor lady has to give up her most favorite places just to date the gifted me!

We try another game. I told you they are usually smart ladies. They ask me to study together. And this is the start of the end. (I) and the word (study) are from different planets. We couldn’t get along forever. So…that would never happen!

Therefore, and before the very end, considering that girls are very sensitive individuals I need to close the deal with pride and dignity for both of us. Here, and just here, I use my ever useful card, the horoscope signs. For some reason my so called sign is unmatchable with any attractive girl. The moment I mention it I could easily notice a sign of relief in the ladies face as they found the real cause of my un-datable case! With cordial smile the lady would good-bye me asking to keep in touch. Feeling free from guilt, free from obligation I go home thinking of how easy are the girls when it comes to signs!

Some calls it lack of responsibility; my close friend thinks it is fear of commitment, and you can name it as you like, but still I am waiting for a girl who doesn’t ask me to go out, dance, study, or …marry her! Otherwise I would be more than happy to use my very phony card… my Horoscope Sign!

The funniest part is most of the girl says “you don’t smoke, drink, I don’t know why the hell I am befriending you” sooooo Laughing

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I need a complete rest in this 2007. No more loving issues.

Forums Moderator Joined: May 18, 2005 Posts: 1023

Well Player the kind of girl that won't ask you to do those kinds of things, are the ones you "pay"..........still blank,....hookers, HOPO JOE, Wata police...etc.

I do think there is a fear of commitment there like your friend suggested, but that's a whole different thread. Instead of "pulling" out your "useful card" maybe you need to start talking to these ladies first. Let them know you're the "stay at home" type, that because you don't drink, smoke or dance, you prefer quiter surroundings.

Maybe a walk in the park, visit a museum, a walk around the zoo, maybe your tastes runs towards classical music, or poetry readings. These are great ideas for dates.

If all you want to do is "hit the sack" with these girls, then maybe your best bet would be the ..... Embarassed

er ladies I mentioned earlier.

Word of advice: if you're gonna hang out with them.........invest in a pharmceutical company........condoms are gonna be your best friend! Laughing

You know it's all love Cool

Posted: Sat Jan 06, 2007 11:04 pm

Player you strike me as someone who is a deep thinker.
I think you should just be yourself, and your soul mate
will love you for who you are.

As Rina said nothing like protection, maybe you could even
experiment with the spray on condoms. Razz

Relax my Brother love comes when you ain't looking.

President Poster Joined: Aug 04, 2004 Posts: 189

Rinabear07 wrote:

Word of advice: if you're gonna hang out with them.........invest in a pharmceutical company........condoms are gonna be your best friend! Laughing

You know it's all love Cool

you Rinabear, I'm thinking weather to consider your advice. Condom really protect?

SisiPancake wrote:

maybe you could even experiment with the spray on condoms.

Sisi Spray on condom Question

No Idea

Posted: Sun Jan 07, 2007 7:23 pm

Emmmm emm that is the latest thing with condoms now.
It's a new thing. I believe they are being made and tested
in Germany.
I got to hear about this through another forum, and I did
follow the link to see what it was all about.
Problem is who knows what the side effects are, since we
know people do react to certain things.
Infact they are looking for people to test the product. Rolling Eyes

Forums Moderator Joined: May 18, 2005 Posts: 1023

This is for grown folks................................with the "friction" won't the protection "rub" off and defeat the whole purpose of the condom?? Confused

Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 10:28 pm

That is what I asked.
Anway..nobody is coming near me with that.
Let's stick to regular condoms because, goodness
knows what side effects it could have in the woman.
Rolling Eyes

Forums Moderator Joined: May 18, 2005 Posts: 1023

You know there are going to be some guys with deodorant spray lying to women, talking about: "it's the latest condom". Laughing

Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 10:57 pm

LMAO..umm I would think deodorant spray would sting Very Happy

No cans allowed in bedrooms, Sisters make sure that rule is
followed... Razz

Forums Moderator Joined: May 18, 2005 Posts: 1023

The things some guys would go through for the sake of a little "tail". I can just imagine him "wincing" at the "cold" and still trying to keep it real.

Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 11:17 pm

Hahaha...
Men!!! you know they will do anything to have us Very Happy

Forums Moderator Joined: May 18, 2005 Posts: 1023

Can you imagine the new "crop" of medical diagnosis from this "condom in a can":

1. Inflammation of the P**is

2. Dry skin or "winter itch" of the P**is. Shocked

And what if you mistake a can of spray paint for the spray on condom; you're left with a colorful "member". Laughing

Pardon the pun! Laughing

Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 1:26 am

Hmm rainbow p...s Embarassed

1 what if when he sprays it.. he has a nasty allergic reaction
and his thingy swells up?

2.. in the middle of passion..hold on darling let me spray on

3..is it dry yet? not yet..this bit is still wet Rolling Eyes

Forums Moderator Joined: May 18, 2005 Posts: 1023

LOL You just know how to get me going................

4. did you shake it before you sprayed it?

5. what do you mean the can is empty?

6. owwwwwwwww......... you sprayed it in my eye!!!! Laughing

7. spray the whole "thing", not just the tip.

Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 2:49 am

Honey o noo the nozzle is blocked, o noo now it's broken off.

No, I don't have another can he says..

She says..in that case forget it...stomps out of room frustrated