Confession Time

Posted: Tue Aug 28, 2007 7:21 pm

A woman is having an affair during the day while her husband is at work.
Her nine-year-old son comes home unexpectedly, sees the illegal lovers
and hides in the bedroom cupboard to watch.
Then the woman's husband
unexpectedly comes home.

She hides her lover in the cupboard,
not realizing that her little boy is in there already.
The little Boy says: "Dark in here."
The Man says: "Yes, it is."
Boy: "I have a soccer ball, do you want to buy it?"
Man: "No, thanks."
Boy: "My dad's outside, I'll call him if you don't buy it!"
Man: "OK, how much?"
Boy: "N1000"

A few weeks later it happened again
and the boy and the lover were in the cupboard together again.

Boy: "Dark in here."
Man: "Yes, it is."
Boy: "I have soccer boots."
The Man, remembering the last time, asks the boy: "How much?"
The Boy says:"N5000"
The Man says: "Fine, I will buy them."
A few days later, the Father says to the boy:
"Grab your ball and boots,
let's go outside and have a game."
The Boy says: "I can't, I sold them for N6000"
The Father says: "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like
that... N6000 is way more than those two things cost.
I'm going to take you to church
and make you confess your "SINS."

They got to church and the father makes the little boy sit in the
confession booth and he closes the door.

The Boy says: "Dark in here."

The Priest says: "Don't start that again!"
THIS IS MY CHURCH NOT YOUR FATHER'S HOUSE!

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LOL.............................you are soooooooooooo wrong with one Sisi! Laughing

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........ha...ha.....hey Sis....I shared that with a friend and she got the biggest kick out of it....THANKS..!! Mr. Green

Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 4:34 am

Proff.. anything to make a brother and sister smile
Razz

You are most welcome!!!

President Poster Joined: Mar 16, 2007 Posts: 140

its cool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!like it...............................

is there any implied allusion 2 current catholic priests dilemma?

Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2007 3:49 am

Thanks Denzel Razz

Wao you are quite good at reading
between the lines my brother Laughing